This is great, except for the fact that it desperately needs a current photo of the turtle (preferably with an arrogant and smug expression, which is like…90% of them?) to counteract the inevitable “cute kid”/humanizing effect…

How quickly he forgot: pic.twitter.com/JZRi9g3LTm

— J. Carlos Fox, Esq🦊 (@truth_trumpet) June 23, 2017