Thats it. Its all over. The coveted salad naming at the the Pizza Ranch. Is there any reason to even caucus? You might as well just hand the damn prize to him.
As an aside, I have driven through Iowa a couple of times. I have seen the people there. How many salads do you actually think are sold at the Pizza Ranch. I am guessing you could call it the Jesus H. Salad, and you still would only sell a couple per week.