Why oh why didn’t I take my phone with me when I bopped around the corner to Walgreens?

A Jaguar F-type convertible came squealing into the parking lot, over-corrected several times trying to straighten out before braking to a halt and then rapidly nosed into a parking space.

The driver overshot the parking bumper and that hideous fiberglass and metal on concrete noise resulted. The driver then backed up several feet resulting in even more noise followed by the entire lower air dam below the grill separating from the car (and grill damage).

Finally the driver gets out and is revealed as a women about 5’ 2” tall and weighing about 270lbs. To say that she looked like a bowling ball with a head and stubby legs is perhaps a cruel assessment, but an accurate one unfortunately.

She is looking down at the parking bumper and the detached plastic from her car and cursing a non-stop blue streak that would make a sailor blush. Then goes back to her car, grabs her purse and stomps off to the store entrance.

I was leaving (and I didn’t have my phone to film it) so whatever happened afterwards is left to the imagination. Damn, that was totally a three million (plus?) hit video if I had been able to grab it for YouTube…

Oh well, It was still highly entertaining to watch in person at least…