So I ordered a couple of calendars from Amazon. I usually get William Morris or something artsy, but since I was late this year I decided to go with the Audubon National Parks one (on the wall next to my desk), and the Sierra Sierra Club wilderness one for the wall next to my laptop in the bedroom.

We have such a beautiful country. All can say is anyone who thinks it belongs to them more than it does to me or any other American can go eat a bag of dicks—like the Bible-thumping fundies who think Christians should reign supreme, or the greedy welfare ranchers like the Bundys who think they they’re entitled to steal from the rest of us.