re: #119 John Hughes

How you make human fois gras.

Well, you just stick a really high-calorie feeding tube down your catatonic family COVID victim and, instead of letting the family turn off the machine to achieve closure, you agree that they should maximize the profit they can make off their family member who can give them a source of funeral expenses.

You can probably get a solid 20 pounds of fois gras off a comatose human Covid victim. It’s only fair for the families to get whatever benefit they need to protect their interests.

I don’t know why this is controversial.