This is SOFA KING LAME compared to what Vlad gets on Victory Day, Generalissimo Von Clownstick is seething in rage and envy. Sad!

President Trump conducts a review of the troops ahead of the #Inauguration Day parade. https://t.co/KYs92EZ9I0 pic.twitter.com/2OujW7nEGl

— ABC News (@ABC) January 20, 2017