re: #118 Firstinla

True story, not duck related. Years ago I was backpacking Europe and while in Germany I went into a pharmacy and, in my best high school German asked for something for mosquito bites. When I got back to my tent I read the box and discovered I had bought a tube of hemorrhoid cream. I took it back and the nice lady had a good laugh.

You’re supposed to rub that on your quack