re: #121 Desert Dog

We’ll need to study that further, please email us the pictures.

This one time, at band camp …

seriously, I mean it …

a very pale girl of seventeen named Kim went topless sunbathing with her swarthier girlfriends waaay down the river and toasted her ta-tas to a cherry red.

She had to wear tube tops to school in lieu of the then-required foundation garment, which required a note from her mother excusing her burned boobs’ brash bralessness.