OT (sort of):

Gosh, I’m so disappointed—seems like I missed a visit from the Jehova’s Witnesses.

Someone was softly knocking at my door several times a little while ago, but I ignored it as I never open the door for anyone I’m not expecting (and I know what the super’s knock sounds like). I heard them slide something under the door so I went to go see what it was.

Jesus (a.s.) doesn’t look very Middle Eastern, does he? Looks more like he might be from South Jersey or even Connecticut. Wait, how come the Jews are all greyed out in the background? And why aren’t there any happy looking Muslims in the foreground?

First the cat, now the proselytizers. I sense there’s a conspiracy afoot to totally screw up my Saturday plans. //