re: #99 Anymouse

I would have approached such a pollster differently, rounding with a question “do you support the death penalty” or perhaps “are you a forced-birther,” or maybe “do you support comprehensive child support for single mothers through age eighteen by the government?”

Or you could try:
“Give me your kidney.”
“Excuse me?”
“Give me your kidney. I am exercising my authority over your body, and demanding you give me a kidney.”
“You can’t tell me what to do with my body!”
“You don’t say…”