A boy went up to his father and asked him,
“Dad,what is the difference between potentially and realistically?”

The father thought for a moment, then answered,
“Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”

So the boy went to his mother and asked,
“Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
The mother replied, “Of course I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house
and send you kids to a great University!”

The boy then went to his sister and asked,
“Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
The girl replied, “Oh my ! God!
I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?”

The boy then went to his brother and asked,
“Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
Of course,” the brother replied.
“Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”

The boy pondered the answers for a few days,
then went back to his dad. His father asked him,
“Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?”

The boy replied,
“Yes…
Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars…
but Realistically we’re living with two Sluts and a Queer.