re: #126 Bishop Cornwallis Gobbletot

I would swear I saw someone credible make the claim that 55% of CPAC attendees were under 25. I find that difficult to believe, but also incomprehensible and depressing if true.

Yeah, but those under 25 CPAC girls dress like whores don’tcha know:

“Women [at CPAC] will be future leaders, too, and I was dismayed to see how many of them either looked frumpish or like two-bit whores,” wrote conservative blogger Melissa Clouthier. “If, at the number one conservative conference of the year, young men and women are looking and acting like the cast of Jersey Shore, it’s time to reset the compass.”

Clouthier went on to say that females should not show cleavage or wear skirts shorter than three finger-widths above the knee. “Bend at the knee,” she lectures. “No, I don’t want to see your butt.”