re: #124 A Mom Anon

That’s funny as fuck. You know, I could build a treehouse and declare it’s the New White House, NO ONE ALLOWED BUT ME and my dog (who would make an excellent VP/Sec of Home Defense) declare it the New Government, and well, it wouldn’t mean shit. Except that my husband would probably contact a mental health professional to visit me with a big dose of sedative and remove me from the treehouse and have me hospitalized. Even if I appointed him to be my Secretary of Everything else.

Seriously, could someone take these people’s car keys away?

Can I be secretary of foreign affairs?