I feel like there are going to be a whole bunch of these types of “I was just trolling!” stories in the coming decades. https://t.co/5H0FCw7VaT

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 22, 2022

“No, no, you see, I was just trolling! I was just trying to own the libs! I obviously don’t mean the things I say! I just did it because I’m a remarkably cruel person who thought bullying was fun!” — every candidate for office in 2030 onward

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 22, 2022