Ok, joke I heard at karate class years (and years) ago-
3 guys are stranded on a native Island; They are caught stealing food from the local tribe and brought before the Chief:
“Your punishment is death or bunga- choose!”
The first guy says “bunga”; he is bent over a log and raped.
The second guy thinks about it, then says “bunga”; same thing happens.
Third guy, not wanting to be raped, says “death!”
The chief cry out “Death by bunga!”