re: #120 Belafon

Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this pic.twitter.com/RpY8d7RK4Y

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) April 16, 2022

It isn’t practical to open a door and just chuck them out, since the plane is pressurized. There is unfortunately no room or weight allowance for an airlock. It might also be risky legally and in PR terms to be bombing random places with assholes, at least over land. There is another solution though.

We need a brig on airplanes. No room, you say? Of course there is. Enclose a 7 by 3 foot section of the cargo compartment, put a door on one end so it can be loaded with luggage in the normal way, and a hatch on top. When some entitled wretch gets obnoxious, tape them up, open the hatch, transfer the luggage to their seat, and drop them in it till the next stop. Also tell them it will depressurize if they try to open the door or the hatch. It won’t of course but the average asshole MAGAt is orders of magnitude too stupid to know that.