One more, while its quiet.

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are camping in the desert,
set up their tent and are asleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
“Watson, look upat the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replies,
“I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?” asks Holmes.

Watson ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking,
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Sherlock?”

Sherlock is silent for a moment, then speaks:
“Watson, you f**king idiot, someone has stolen our tent.”