re: #118 garhighway

When you use “Santorum” and “touching” in the same sentence I laugh.

I have this vision—it’s the future, and two girls are talking in a cafe… “So, like, I’ve been researching my family tree! It turns out that my mom’s family name wasn’t always Santori. It used to be Santorum, but apparently, you’ll love this, there was this politician, like back when my great-great-grandfather was getting out of college…”