‘Rival Survival’: @JeffFlake starring w Dem senator in reality show set on desert island. http://t.co/OqWIRllTCE pic.twitter.com/Z7byuj6GWz

— BrahmResnik (@brahmresnik) September 11, 2014

Oh I get it — desert island because he’s from a state with deserts. Oh television, you’re so fecking lame.