@mtaibbi crowd-sourced 25 Drinking Game Rules for the Republican Presidential Debate next week.

Drink whenever any of the following happens:

Rule #1 - Anytime Trump mentions his wealth or how smart he is
Rule #2 - Anytime the phrase “The President” is uttered
Rule #3 - The first mention of Benghazi
Rule #4 - Whining about not being called on to speak enough
Rule #5 - Anytime someone uses the moderator’s first name
Rule #6 - Anytime Trump interrupts with “excuse me, but I’d like to answer that question”
Rule #7 - Any mention of Kenya
Rule #8 - Any mention of Neville Chamberlain, “Hitler” or “Nazi”
Rule #9 - Any “All Lives Matter” reference
Rule #10 - Anytime the crowd cheers a racist/bigoted statement
Rule #11 - Any mention of poor upbringing, a parent that “worked everyday of his/her life.” If it comes from Bush, finish your drink
Rule #12 - Any mention of “stopping Hillary Clinton”
Rule #13 - Any mention of the U.S. becoming Greece
Rule #14 - Finish drink if candidate proposes a tax cut that would disproportionately personally benefit them
Rule #15 - If Trump refers to himself in the third person, finish your drink
Rule #16 - Any mention of a “culture of dependency”
Rule #17 - Anytime a candidate proclaims a positive relationship with a racial minority
Rule #18 - Any mention of Reagan or “I’m the most like Reagan because…”
Rule #19 - Any “right here in Ohio” references
Rule #20 - Any “you can keep your doctor” references
Rule #21 - Anytime someone utters the word “thug”
Rule #22 - Any “war on Christians” reference
Rule #23 - Any awkward LeBron James shout-outs
Rule #24 - Any mention of ACORN
Rule #25 - If a candidate tries to speak Spanish

Please drink responsibly.