re: #77 ralphieboy

All gay men see all other men as sex objects. I know, because I am a confirmed hetero and I see all women as sex objects.

I cannot control my heterosexual drive, and only fear of punishment and social ostracism forces me to keep it within accepted bounds, and contain my sexual attraction for the underage and handicapped who cannot resist my advances.

And I know that all gays are perverts, because the Bible says they are an abomination unto the Lord. So they have to be even more uncontrollable in their primal lust gratication drive than me.

So for God’s sake, keep these people out of the military!

Unfortunately, you should probably sarc that.