re: #131 No Malarkey!

Barbie will be the next Bud Light! Mattel will rue the day they went woke! //

That’s the hilarious bit, they can’t decide on why they’re “outraged.” Is it because of a cartoon map that shows they’re “pandering” to the Chinese? It’s it because Ken is “low T” by not being a stereotypical testosterone-poisoned jackass? Or is it because it was “woke” by not supporting “traditional gender roles”?

At least with Pisswater…er, Bud Light, they could bitch that it was “woke” because it sent a single personalized can to a trans Tik-Tok influencer for a one-time campaign ad intended to try to branch out the brand by showing self-awareness that their brand was known as cheap beer for frat bros.