I have two deliveries expected today, two different courier companies competing to see which can give worse service. Well, not really. Not even UPS with the it’s propensity to do the dump and run on signature required shipments or drop kicking boxes up the stairs can match DHL’s ability to be 6 days late with a package and simply say “yeah, so what?” I so wish they’d been sent USPS but I wasn’t given a choice.