re: #90 Dangerman

i think we’re getting far afield

cold stone does sell “pink lemonade, mojito, orange sorbet” and all the other flavors i mentioned.

i got the ingredients off the link to their website

once again, their “pistachio pudding ice cream” has pistachios, but it’s cut down with almonds probably because of cost. at less than 1%, do you think there are chewable chunks of pistachio in it?

also, is it false advertising if it’s not called “pistachio and almond pudding ice cream”?

cotton candy is spun sugar. just as ‘real’ as nuts. why is it unreasonable to expect cotton candy but not nuts?

this whole thing is putting a lot of weight on the name of the product while ignoring that there’s enough supporting information out there - that took me 5 minutes to find.

anyway this was fun but it’s not gonna change the world.

i gotta get back to work making sure some overlooked corporate controller doesnt skim off the mils using floating point numbers.

I don’t see those flavours on their Website.

Cotton candy is spun sugar. Flavoured cotton candy is artifically-flavoured. What happens if you stir spun sugar into ice cream?

It’s not supposed to change the world. It’s supposed to bring an alleged corporate fraud to account.

I really don’t get the caping for corporate false advertising. If they have a case and enough money to take on a corporation, they should be able to prevail.

This is sort of like the woman who won a suit against McDonalds for burns from far-too-overheated coffee, with people all over complaining “duh it’s coffee it’s supposed to be hot.”

No nuance between serving coffee at McDonalds own rules of no more than 140°F and what the shop actually did (serve it at 170°F+, which even water heater manufacturers and the government says is an unsafe temperature).

Corporations are not your friends, including ice cream companies.