re: #129 Slap

See, the problem is, and no one really knows this, so shhh! — the ghosts we get are slackers who got kicked out of the whitelight place because they won’t help with the plumbing, painting, etc.

The lack of work ethic from these poltergeists is outrageous, I tell ya.

All ghosts are Democrats because all Republicans go to directly to heaven.

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