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Anymouse ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿก๐Ÿ˜ท2/09/2021 11:55:03 pm PST

re: #135 IngisKahn

We are all just fluctuations of interacting quantum fields.

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit.

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him โ€œDo you know how fast you were going?โ€

โ€œNo, but I know exactly where I amโ€ Heisenberg replies.

The cop says โ€œYou were doing 55 in a 35.โ€ Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts โ€œGreat! Now Iโ€™m lost!โ€

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says โ€œDo you know you have a dead cat back here?โ€

โ€œWe do now, asshole!โ€ shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.