re: #117 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Went to the ER when I was a boy. Put a dime up my nose. Damn thing was all the way up in my sinuses.

Years ago, one of my sisters-in-law noticed a peculiar odor on her daughter’s breath. They went to the doctor, who discovered that the kid had shoved a peanut up her nose when no one was looking.

She wound up with the nickname ‘Peanut’ for most of her childhood.