re: #125 SanFranciscoZionist

And if you have an open marriage, and still decide to go into politics, then for God’s sake keep your extramarital affairs discreet. Being caught ‘hiking the Appalachian Trail’ does not count.

I’ve got to go with the Sports guy’s top five adulterers of all time here:
Sorry, Bill Clinton has to be No. 1. Doing it in the Oval Office, in the White House, where there’s a log of everyone who visits you, has to be the most reckless move in adultering history. I’d make John Edwards second, Tiger third, Jim Bakker and Gary Hart tied for fourth, and Hugh Grant fifth.

The smartest adulterer ever? Brad Pitt. He upgraded from a workaholic actress who didn’t want kids to the hottest/craziest/sexiest woman alive who doubles as a fetus machine … and with no real career repercussions! In fact, nothing Brad Pitt does ever seems to come back and haunt him. Not even his latest beard, when he was a few rubber bands and a ponytail away from looking like Captain Lou Albano. Everything bounces off that dude.