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Breaking: Qatari Citizen Tries to Set Off Explosive Device on United Flight - Update: A False Alarm?

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reine.de.tout4/07/2010 8:04:18 pm PDT

re: #115 Killgore Trout

Maybe he was just trying to sneak a Marlboro and made a dumb ass crack about about his shoes when busted.

He needs one of those electronic nicotine delivery systems that looks and puffs just like a cigarette, only there’s nothing burning. I have one. Not particularly satisfactory, EXCEPT in dire nicotine-withdrawal situations.