Notes from a thrift store furniture department worker…

Today I learned all about the pallet jack. It’s amazing how much weight that thing can lift, just from a simple pumping of the handle. It’s amazing how a pallet full of furniture glides along with almost no effort from me, rolling on the pallet jack. It’s amazing how fucking hard it is to stop 500 pounds of furniture from gliding effortlessly into other coworkers if you are the only thing between the amazing pallet jack and the rest of the crew… my bad.