sorta OT:

An intimate evening with Sarah Palin - speech transcript

The shift from the political, so now that I have that shift from the political but still have that desire to talk about the economy and talk about energy and resources and national security and all those things. I was telling Todd, okay, this is like [inaudible] on the vice presidential campaign trail, where you never really knew what you were getting into when you get into that line before you were interviewed. Obviously, sometimes I never knew what I was getting into in an interview. Obviously!

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Even the excitement of the Olympics recently though, couldn’t distract Americans from one of our oldest sports, and that’s politics. The upcoming midterm elections seem to be on everyone’s minds, it’s pretty fascinating to see kind of a shift in American policy right now and a lot of people lining up want to know what the heck’s going on? And wanting to be involved and it’s hard to believe too that there’s already much talk and speculation about what will happen in the US presidential race in 2012. We like to joke that that’s how we lost some reporters on the way up here. We usually have reporters following us and we said Yup, we’re flying north. And then we found out they misunderstood, they booked their flights for New Hampshire. Political. Yeah.

1. wtf.
2. English majors, I challenge you to pick any one sentence out of that, and diagram it.
3. there is no third thing.