Forgive me, but I want to change focus from Darin Wilson to another less-deadly but still douchey character:

Kirk Cameron tells women their place is in the kitchen this holiday season as he urges them to cook, clean, decorate and sing to have the best Christmas ever

Joy is what Christmas is all about according to Cameron, and stolen joy can sap a person’s strength he explains, before declaring the best way for a woman to experience joy during this very special time of the year.

‘Let your children, your family, see your joy in the way that you decorate your home this Christmas, in the food that you cook, the songs you sing, the stories you tell, and the traditions that you keep,’ says Cameron.

‘Invite your whole neighborhood into your Christmas, and invite the world into our story of our king and his kingdom.’

He then plugs his new movie, which is in theaters today, Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas.

The Los Angeles Times is calling the film an ‘unholy mess,’ while the Chicago Sun-Times declares it ‘one of the least artful holiday films ever made.’

This is one movie you know is going to suck just from the poster:

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