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Jordan Klepper From The Daily Show Goes to a Trump Rally in Tennessee, Sees Horror

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Targetpractice3/27/2017 12:44:31 am PDT

There’s a short story by Harry Turtledove (of alt-history fame) about Jesus actually being bitten and turned by a vampire at the time of the Crucifixion. And that Peter had him hidden away in a chamber at the very bottom of his namesake Basilica, taken care of by a secret order whose existence was known only by the reigning pope. And that a ceremony was performed where each new pope would allow Christ to feed on some of his blood.