So anybody remember the name of the guy at the Sunshine Cab Company on Taxi who had vowed never to bathe until Seattle won the Superbowl—this being the most unlikely event that all the minds of all the writers working together could come up with? Now it could happen twice in a row.

Having been born, raised, and lived my whole life in the Seattle area, I’m used to nothing but humiliation in the sportsball arena—I don’t know if I can adjust to it.