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Salafist group warns tomatoes are 'Christian'

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CuriousLurker7/05/2012 3:33:46 pm PDT

re: #12 Mostly sane, most of the time.

Tomatoes? Tomatoes are not evil.

Brussels sprouts are evil. I’ve known this since I was five.

Everyone knows Brussels sprouts are evil.

Only Christian tomatoes with crosses in them are evil—y’know, just like halal Butterball turkeys. Ostensibly, the ones without crosses (like some of these) would be okay. //