I hear people are also talking very strongly about the use of puffer fish, embalming fluid, molten lead, and polonium. https://t.co/9MDyr99dXH
— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) August 17, 2020
Do we have enough oleander extract to treat all the Republican voters before election day? Asking for a friend.
Embalming fluid? Nah, might need that afterward.
Puffer fish? That’s out too. Limited supply and environmentalists would squawk if we try to get more.
Polonium might be a good possibility, especially since Putin has already endorsed it. Unfortunately, that’s also in short supply and Vlad would not sell us any of his stock.