re: #133 Gus 802

Even better, self imbedding chip using nano technology. It’s ingested when you get food from a large multi-national food vendor like Dominoes Pizza, McDonald’s, or Black Eyes Pea. Once ingested it works it’s way through the intestinal track and eventually lodges into your tail bone. From then on you are tracked by Dick Cheney, NSA, CIA, Haliburton, Nielsen Media Research, and/or its assigns.

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And when you buy groceries, you don’t need a loyalty card. You just scrub your ass against the register!