re: #133 Gus 802

Even better, self imbedding chip using nano technology. It’s ingested when you get food from a large multi-national food vendor like Dominoes Pizza, McDonald’s, or Black Eyes Pea. Once ingested it works it’s way through the intestinal track and eventually lodges into your tail bone. From then on you are tracked by Dick Cheney, NSA, CIA, Haliburton, Nielsen Media Research, and/or its assigns.

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Damn, it’s in the field? Last I heard it was still in R&D, it sometimes got tail bone, and boner confused… wasn’t pretty.