re: #1408 Slumbering Behemoth

It will all come out in the wash. Either he is, or he ain’t. I know the implications of this may sound bad, but here’s to hoping he ain’t. Dude sounds like a douche.

Actually slumbering, they were engaged, living together, planning a wedding and looking at houses.
He is the father.

He did however, offer to get back together if she got an abortion.
He’s lucky I didn’t…ahem…harm him for that one.