re: #129 Honorary Yooper
Nah, that’s what Devolution is for. Remember, we are not men, we are Devo.
I remember the episode of Star Trek: TNG where a virus was causing the crew to de-evolve. Riker was becoming a neanderthal (no big reach there) and Picard was supposed to be turning into a merkeet/lemur. The only one who remained unaffected was Data—who should have turned into a toaster, or a Commodore 64.