re: #62 Killgore Trout

I bet he eats candy too…and food with preservatives. I’ll bet he doesn’t even put the toilet seat down.

The doctor’s report also notes that the President’s BMI is 23.7 - nearing the threshold of 25.0 which is where “overweight” begins.

The conclusion I draw from this is there is something seriously wrong either with BMI, or the points at which alarm bells are set to go off. There is no way I can even wrap my mind around calling the President borderline overweight.