re: #136 Aceofwhat?
If i get lucky enough for it to completely die off, i’ll re-seed it with a native grass variant which doesn’t need to be watered or fertilized, but it’s teetered on the brink of death all summer…
Or just do what a friend of mine convinced his parents to do back when we were in high school. Convert your lawn into a zen rock garden and get rid of your lawnmower entirely. Heh.