re: #91 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

NOOOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Fuck that, I’m out. Fetch the flamethrower.

I’ve always been okay with spiders. I also used to do a fair amount of trail running.

Now, the thing I hated most was running through a bigass spider web. Just freaked me out. I would do the “rip this thing off my face!” dance. Which was never pretty, but gave fellow runners a great laugh.

But Wolf Spiders, which are the main house spiders in Texas? Bring ‘em on. They’re cute jewel-toned little marvels that have heads like the front of a locomotive, jump like fleas, have like 9 eyes, and eat insects that I want dead and don’t have to spray for.