re: #139 SanFranciscoZionist

Great. Their timing is impeccable. I may soon have to get my birth control at Planned Parenthood, rather than Kaiser. For some reason, Kaiser never gets protestors, but PP constantly has some guy with gory pictures screaming “Spare your child!” at me and the terrified pregnant ladies coming for their prenatal checkups.

1) Get a pregnant lady shirt
2) Stuff with pillow or other bump
3) Load your purse up heavy
4) When confronted, either:
(a) Beat the pillow with your purse and scream OUT! OUT!
(b) Snatch the pillow out, throw it at them while screaming YOU KEEP IT!

/hilarity ensues