Bachmann’s thinking is a real kludgefest.

We don’t need (open with ‘do not want’ phrase)
political correctness (cliche brick, freighted with negatives)
because (connector piece)
most fundamentally I believe (look how sincere I am)
the building block of the family (cliche brick freighted with positives)
is what the government needs to do right now (there oughta be a law)
and support two-parent families (you know what I’m sayin’)
as the foundation of our economic and social policy (dollars and cents rationale for prejudice)