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Overnight MST3K: Keeping Clean and Neat

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Reality Based Steve12/20/2013 7:02:39 am PST

re: #134 FemNaziBitch

You know that place between sleep and awake —commonly known as Never Never Land?

Well, often, ideas pop into my consciousness when I am in that state and I actually remember some of them.

Last night I had the most amazing insight into the obvious.

God made Adam with a penis and testicles and sperm. He did this after making the birds and the bees and the trees.

And, some would have us believe that Eve/LIllith whomever, with a uterus and ovaries and eggs was an afterthought?

Actually, depending on which of the TWO creation stories in Genesis, one has a time line something like this. (the one in Genesis 2:4-25)

1. God Makes Adam.
2. God decides it’s not good for Adam to be alone
3. God creates all the other animals and brings them to Adam to name them. (because you really want somebody who has no experience creating your taxonomy for you.)
4. God then creates Eve (he uses Adams rib in this story, in the version in Genesis 1, they are created at the same time and before the animals)

So, the infinitely powerful and all knowing God creates man, then creates all the animals, and THEN decides that a woman might be a good idea?

Just a nice set of factoids to have in the hip pocket for my “Bible is Literal” associates.

RBS