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Onion: Holyfield vs. Evening Dream

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Sharmuta7/29/2009 1:22:28 pm PDT

re: #143 LGoPs

Reminds me of a joke I heard:
Shortly after 9-11 the Dallas Cowboys were conducting practice and noticed a white powdery substance on the field. They notified the authorities who dispatched a hazmat team. After close inspection the investigators declared the area safe. The powdery substance was the end zone chalk line and it was determined that the Cowboys were in no danger of coming into contact with it.
nyuk, nyuk.

Do you know why the Vikings stopped raiding other countries in Europe?

They started painting goal lines on the borders.