re: #136 Vicious Babushka

The justification for the obscenely high CEO pay is “they have a highly specific skill set and if they are not paid what they think they are worth, they will just go somewhere else and get what they want, there is that much competition!”

GET GOING!

My offer to corporate America still stands.

For a salary of $250,000 per year, plus medical benefits and a “golden parachute” of a mere $1,000,000, I, Dr. Lizardo, will drive your company into absolute ruin in less than five years.

And I shall do so in epic style.