Former President Donald Trump said that Twitter has become “very boring” since he was banned from the social media platform, Insider reports.

Said Trump: “I’m really getting a big word out because we’re doing releases. And every time I do a release it’s all over the place. It’s better than Twitter, much more elegant than Twitter. And Twitter now is very boring, a lot of people are leaving Twitter.”

Paging Mr Aesop and his foxy friend