re: #136 doppelganglander

I do hope you’re writing, or plan to write, an autobiography or memoirs. You could keep it in a safe deposit box to which Charles has the only other key. Someday when it’s safe, you can publish it and we can all marvel at the True Adventures of Zombie and His/Her Multiple Identities.

A lot of publishers have in fact encouraged me to write a memoir — and they don’t even know about my zombie persona! My life is crazy enough without the zombie stuff. One of those “intersect with historical turning points” kind of lives. I’m sure I’ve got an FBI file as long as my arm.

Of course, if any of those publishers did know about the zombie thing, they’d quickly retract the offer. People with the Wrong Political Orientation are not offered book contracts.